oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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