Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
she pinky promised me she was 18
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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