you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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