I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Drunk walkin through police station. America
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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