You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
my shit smells like andre
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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