Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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