It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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