U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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