Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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