Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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