I am in a vortex of obligation.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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