Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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