i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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