you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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