Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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