If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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