Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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