Where are you?
In a non slutty way
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
smell my finger.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It's blow job season.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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