we're blogging at a bar
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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