I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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