What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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