Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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