At least make sure they are 18
Why
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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