I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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