WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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