Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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