bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I feel like a drive thru vagina
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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