Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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