i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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