Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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