Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Randomize
