Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
