Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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