don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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