I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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