sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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