there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
we're so committed to being not committed
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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