i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I'm always down for nudity.
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