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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
