I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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