her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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