god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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