my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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