but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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