Pappa wants mamma naked
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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