the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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