Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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