It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
