Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
