There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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