question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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