Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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