I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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