I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
