guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm just crazy horny about you
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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